Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Rich Men Are Better in Bed....

The link accompanying this school of thought is found here.

Basically this is a "study" that shows women who have wealthy partners are found to have more orgasms than the average woman.

Excuse me while I burst your bubble; Donald, Hef and Steve....

But these are commonly known as "Please-Gasms". Which are orgasms you have while getting off on something that is totally non-sexual. Like, say....a mutual fund...a trip to the Bahamas....a Louis Vuitton Speedy Bag....or first choice at Fashion Week.

It's not at all hard to become totally ecstatic and loose yourself in rapture and emotion if your only goal in life is to suck the assets out of some douche with an ego problem and too much money to keep track of.

Of course this is all in speculation. :)