I Must Be the Last Person on the Planet Who Didn't Know....

...That Ne-Yo's fine ass is BALDING...??

I also didn't know he was arrested earlier this year for drunk driving. I'm not really one to keep up with cookie cutter R&B singers who serve no purpose outside of assisting in the consumation of pregnancies across the world....

Hey Ne-Yo...your still a cutie..but lets keep the hats on.